1.How old will you be in five years?
old enough...
2.Who did you spend at least three hours with yesterday?
... I don't remember... anything....
3. How tall are you?
tall enough to have trouble pissing while standing
4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?
what's right in front of me I'm sure
5. What's the last movie you watched?
I don't remember, I had a drink with it though....
6. Who was the last person you called?
some one really angry... I think it was a prank
7. Who was the last person to call you?
I don't know, let's wait until I'm dead for that one
8. Who was the last person to text you?
again we'll see
9. Do you prefer to call or text?
prank calling is so much more fun than prank texting....
10. Do you have any pets?
not that I own legally...
11. What's your favorite book?
the bible! it makes me laugh XD
12. Are you married?
once in vegas....
13. Where would you like to live?
in a house of my own...
14. How would you like to die, suddenly by a disease in old age, or by time?
alcohol poisoning XD....
15. What planet do you like?
Tatooine....
16. What are you wearing right now?
..... nothing......
17. What is your favorite christmas song?
I'm a lonely polecat XD
18. Where is your favorite place to be?
in the back of a bar ^^*
19. Where is your least favorite place to be?
in a gay strip club, trust me, it's not as funny as it sounds...
20. Where would you go right now if you could go anywhere?
to the toilet
21. What's your favorite sport to do?
running.... from the cops.....
22. What's your favorite sport to watch?
special olympics
23. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
rapists..... that'd hurt as a kid you know....
24. Who was the last person that really made you laugh?
I don't remember, but he was really funny
25. How many TVs do you have in your house?
enough to fix a lightbulb lol..... or wait.....
26. How big is your bed?
what bed?
27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer?
a nice new laptop, I'm sure the guy misses it....
28. Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
whichever you please!.... as long as it's no clothes....
29. Have you ever kissed anyone?
not that I can remember.... but some really pretty people I assure you...
30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
two cats and a dog... I think....
31. What is your favorite season?
24! with Jack bower right?
32. What do you like about summer?
well she's really pretty
33. What do you like about winter?
you get the best food from the soup counters!
34. What do you like about the fall?
not much, falls tend to hurt...
35. What do you like about spring?
springs scare me, you never know when they'll go flying or something...
36. How many states have you lived in?
stably? none
37. How many cities/towns have you lived in?
again stably?...
38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
well bare feet.... but it's not so much an option for me...
39. Do you like wearing jeans?
I don't really like wearing anything... at all....
40. What was the last thing you ate?
the carpet.... it was along fall from the couch...
41. What is your favorite restaurant?
the kind that's free....
42. Longest car trip?
who's car?....
43. What's your favorite kind of ice cream?
the kind that finds me first ^^*
44. What is your favorite kind of soup?
the free kind
45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
well it's usually grape, but they should really switch it up sometime...
46. Do you like Chinese food?
depends on the edibility....
48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average?
enough to keep alive...
49. What do you drink in the morning?
I don't know.... something, but I'm not sure what you'd call it...
50. Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?
is this a trick question?
51. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
whichever side I left the beer on
52. Do you know how to play poker?
well maybe I'd be able to make some money then....
53. Do you like to cuddle?
yes.... but they don't seem to like me very much... especially when they're trying to get somewhere.... like work...
54. Have you ever been to Canada?
I don't know, I've never owned a map
55. Do you have an addictive personality?
with some things...
56. Do you eat out or at home more often?
the street?....
57. What is your favorite cheese?
the cheap kind....
58. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
for all I know....
59. Do you want kids?
another trick question?
60. Do you speak any other languages?
yeah! Southerner, New York, Chicago, and even some mexican
61. Have you ever gotten stitches?
not in a hospital....
62. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
not that I can remember....
63. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool?
depends who's pool, I bathed in this really nice one once...
64. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seat?
the aisle, that way you don't die if you get in an accident
65. Do you know how to drive stick?
don't know how to drive
66. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
take a guess XD
67. Do you wear any jewelry?
not my own.........
68. What is your favorite TV show?
that one they have in the windows at stores... it's kinda cool....
69. Can you roll your tongue?
if I twist really hard....
70. Who is the funniest person you know?
my invisible friend Joe, Joe Momma!
71. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
anything that's warm....
72. What is the main ring tone on your phone?
I don't know what it was called but I found one really cool one once, it was free ^^*.. for me....
73. Do you still have clothes from when you were little?
I still use them as blankets...
74. What red object is closest to you right now?
the blood of...... ................ ... ............ me?.......
75. Do you have a foot fedish?
nah, fingernails though.... oh yeah....
76. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
well closed, don't you sleep with your door closed?
77. Do you have a crush on anyone?
anyone with the right kind of money
78. Is there a chance he/she will read this?
not the last guy! until he gets a new computer.....
79. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
that stuff I always find on 74th street, it just hits the spot!
80. Are you musically inclined?
no... I don't think so....
81. Can you change the oil on a car?
yup, well.... I don't know how to get more in.... that part I don't get money from doing....
82. Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?
for what? running?
83. Have you ever run out of gas?
yeah, that burrito was way to potent though, it took forever!
84. What is your usual bedtime?
after the rest of the guys fall asleep, I don't trust them...
85. What was the last book you read?
the bible, it was free at the church
86. Do you read the newspaper?
sometimes, economy makes me laugh
87. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
to what adress? I think I signed some guy up for Time or something...
88. Do you still sleep with the lights?
yup, the stars never really stop glowing actually....
89. Do you watch soap operas?
yeah, but only at the well, some of the guys are really good...
90. Do you dance in the car?
of course!, not mine but at least the last one I took...
91. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper?
Help, need pot...
92. When were you last with the one you like, or love?
when I was a child, that lady was nice
93. What religion do you respect most?
the one that gives me the most!
94. What is your favorite candle scent?
the kind the newspaper makes, just something about the ink....
95. What is your favorite board game?
chess!, I always find pieces at the park!, I've almost got a full set!
96. How would you describe pop up pirate or buckaroo as a board game?
what the hell is that?
97. When was the last time you attended church?
the last time they gave out food...
98. Which one of your friends have you known the longest?
Bob! I don't even remember his face!, that's ow much fun we had!
99. What is the longest you have ever camped out in a tent?
I stole one for a month once!
100. Did you realize you just completed a 100 question survey?
oh shit!, I'd better go, he might catch me, if I've been on for that long 80

yeah guys, because I can!